Raymond Lesser would like a leaf-blower buy-back program in the tradition of gun buy-back programs. Mr. Lesser is the co-founder and regular columnist for Funny Times, an American humor newspaper he started with his wife Susan Wolpert in 1985 and that is the source of many of my blog post ideas. As one might expect, Mr. Lesser is generally funny, but this column has the distinct flavor of a serious curmudgeon. Continue reading Buy-back Program Giddiness
A chalk hopscotch outline appeared recently on my favorite walking trail that encircles a lake near my home. I wasn’t tempted to roll my pebble and play a whole game, but I did hop through it once and back again. As I continued walking, other chalk images appeared here and there to amuse me – a family of stick figures, and something resembling a bunny, or perhaps a kitty with long ears, some squiggles. But then up popped a religious verse of dire warnings, obviously written by an adult lacking a child’s whimsy. Continue reading Re-Writing Walking Trail Blues
One of my favorite mood-lighteners when I think the universe is out to get me is Paul Dickson’s book, The Official Rules and Explanations, which perversely, affirms that premise. We all know Murphy’s Law: “If anything can go wrong, it will.” But Paul Dickson collected a great many more. For example: Continue reading Make Your Own Rules
A cartoon by John McPherson – who excels at drawing unattractive people – shows a man sitting up in his hospital bed. Three vultures – one on the headboard and two at the foot of the bed – are eyeing him carefully. The man says to his wife sitting at his bedside, “This isn’t what I had in mind when I signed up for the Pet Therapy Program.” Continue reading Does It Need To Be Alive?
“If you want to calm someone down, first play music that matches his agitated mood.” I was taught that concept decades ago by a music therapist, but when I said it recently in a workshop on how the creative arts enhance dementia care, I was doubted. Continue reading Mood Altering Music
Robert Fulghum (most famous as author of All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten) wrote hilariously about his introduction more than 25 years ago to the Greek island of Crete.
He had arrived in the remote village the night before, and arose early for his morning run. Because the day was already hot, he dressed only in his black running shorts and his shoes. Even in those days his hair and beard were white. As he ran past the coffehouse in the village, the men seemed surly and hostile. Continue reading Create a Friendly Foreign Land
I subscribe to Funny Times, a monthly newspaper filled with cartoons, funny stories and “News of the Weird.” (http://www.funnytimes.com) The June 2013 issue included a cartoon by Martha Gradisher (http://www.mgradisher.com/) that showed a pleasingly plump chicken sitting in the witness box while the judge leaned over and said, “Witness is instructed to answer the road question.” Continue reading Chicken Accountability
I was recently discussing the homework vocabulary word “brine,” with one of the younger people in my life. It’s a salt and water mixture for preserving meat and other food, and I said, “Don’t you remember the ‘Oh, My Darling Clementine’ song where she falls ‘into the foaming brine’”? Continue reading Merry Mondegreens
One of the happiest tunes I have ever heard is the opening theme of “The Fishing Hole” on “The Andy Griffith Show.” (Hear a version of it here: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Andy_Griffith_Show.html) Co-writer Earle Hagen whistled it himself for the show, and said that he tossed it off in about 15 minutes. The song has words, too, but it’s the whistling that has impact for me. Continue reading Whistling Down the River
New York Times journalist John Tierney once wrote an article in which he suggested that we should all adopt the New Year’s resolution: Have fun … now!” (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/29/science/29tier.html?_r=1) Continue reading Resolve To Enjoy
John Green is an amazing individual who embodies the three purposes of this blog, that is, he is an example of what’s good, joyous, and funny in this world. He IS a cheering word – lots of words, really. He has been on my mind of late because he is on the cover of the current Mental Floss Magazine – my favorite print publication – and, as I’ve now learned, is more awesome than I realized. Continue reading The Awesomeness Of John Green
In the spirit of providing uplifting messages during the holidays, I am considering buying an Affirmation Ball. It’s like a Magic 8 Ball, except that it features cheerful messages like “Have you lost weight?” and “Nice outfit!” But there is also a perverse side of me considering the Sarcastic Ball (“Yeah, right.”) and the Dr. Freud therapy ball (“You’re in denial” and “Talk about your mother”). Continue reading Gifts That Make Me Smile
As Americans celebrate Thanksgiving with Turkey, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie, it may seem an odd time to talk about Peanut Butter Lovers’ Month, but it relates to the following story that could lead to better dinner conversations in the weeks ahead. Continue reading It’s Also Peanut Butter Lovers Month
In honor of Inspirational Role Models Month, this post honors Fred Rogers, of TV’s Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. Although he died more than 10 years ago, his random acts of kindness still reverberate. Continue reading Mr. Rogers and Kindness
Coming up this Sunday – always the second Sunday in November – is International Tongue Twister Day. It’s one of those made-up, just-for-the-fun-of-it holidays that always makes me smile. Continue reading Tests for Your Tongue